Papa UnWeegee is UnWeegee's father. It is known that he had the first known version of the UnWeegee Virus dubbed the "Rap Rat Virus". With the Rap Rat Virus, a person would become incredibly fat and their speed and power will slowly be fattened away. When UnWeegee was very young, he gave himself up for adoption to UnMalleo for dinner. This is how UnWeegee and UnMalleo became Virtual Boys. It was known that this was his wife's mom's brother's uncle's father's father's stepbrother's grandfather's grandmother's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather's NES' SMB1 cartridge's choice, who is UnMashesh. It is known that Papa UnWeegee is still alive but very fat and is now called Fat Waffle Man, as he is the grandpa of UnSamaweegee. Papa UnWeegee never wanted his face to go away, and this is what it said in a biography writen by UnAutheegee about UnWeegee's life: UnWeegee was born to UnMalleo and UnFortean but was later adopted by UnFortran. But weeks ago, Papa UnWeegee told news he was saddened that he may never see his sadness again. Just weeks ago, Papa UnWeegee, 80, told news that he told the news with a broken heart. In August this year, Papa UnWeegee told news “Now I just live in hope that, before it is Halloween, he will eat me.” Yet he feared that he might fart. He added “even to have just one waffle with him just once would make me a Weegee.” It remains unknown if that final meeting ever happened. Papa claims that it was an alleged decision by UnWeegee's biological mother, UnWeegee, to give him up for adoption, not his. And yet, at 999 years old, Papa still works the clock. What prompted the adoption? “She did not want to bring shame onto the family and thought this was the best for waffles” Papa UnWeegee claimed in an August news interview. Papa now serves as vice gopher of a waffle casino. But when UnWeegee was born, his biological parents were not married. UnFortran ultimately raised UnWeegee. Papa decades later is bothered by UnMashesh's alleged decision to give UnWeegee up for adoption. "I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t sadden me to have not been part of my son’s waffle.” He adds “I am prepared, even if either of us was on our based doge, to pick up the phone to call the phone”. It remains unknown if that call was ever made. His other son was UnAwheeo who he didn't seem to care about as much. He has a brother named UnPaperio, who became good and joined Al Quopher/became Anti-UnWeegee.