UnFortran is the father of UnMalleo's dad, UnWeegee's stepdad and grandfather of UnSamalleo. He is brothers with UnRagamiicho. When he says "Push chicken to joek about the rabbi", he can make an abundance of money out of money. UnFortran also has the power to give people spiders. Strangely, he greatly resembles Toon UnMalleo. His teeth are red by washing them with Martians.
He was the ruler of the UnUnited Un'Gees UnUniverse for a while, and then gave his throne to UnWeegee and UnMalleo, so he could start his dream of being Shrek.
He also married UnMariincho's friend, UnUlona, and gave birth to UnMalleo.
His daughter in law is UnPaesh. He also has a mirror-stare clone named Un4tren.
Eventually, he fell in the Great Amber Vat and became UnShrek. He then sold his face and was never seen again...